Riding off into the Sunset

Not Easy Rider approved.

Did You Miss Me?

I was busy... uh... not shining my shoes with a stick... yeah... that's the ticket!

Ladder Safety

No poking the warning signs while on a ladder!

"I'm flying!"

"I'm flying!" 

"Yes, Rose. This is the most romantic scene in any movie ever. Lets rub hands some more."

time passes... 

Jack has died. 

Now safe on dry land, Rose tries to relive the passion but it just isn't the same.

Feed Me, Seymour!

Throwing bottles and geometric shapes with your paintbrush does not satisfy the hungry alligator.

Spaghetti

Warnings of Three...

 Don't eat black box. Especially with your lobster claw.

Gotcha.

 Black box will hypnotize you, causing you to die. This is bad.

Gotcha.

Wha?

That's Really Weird

I'm not sure why the people who made this image chose to use Strong Sad as their model.

Seems like an odd choice.

Don't pull *too* hard...

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Hurt

Sometimes this happens:

And sometimes it obviously isn't ok: