Riding off into the Sunset

Not Easy Rider approved.

You See It, It Sees you #3

The facts are these:
You see it, it sees you...
but you can blast it back 10m by using sonic waves from your pointed stick!

Did You Miss Me?

I was busy... uh... not shining my shoes with a stick... yeah... that's the ticket!

Most Popular Posts of 2011

Here are the top four most viewed posts of 2011.

I know. Why 4 instead of 3?

Fun! Thats why! 4 is more fun that 3!

4th-Wizards!

Where we learn where wizards are allowed to go.

3rd- Happy New Year!

Where we learn the real dangers of partying too hard.

2nd- Proof!

Where we learn how to spot aliens among us!

And... the most popular blog post of 2011 is...

Books!

Where we learn all about reading and fun with books!

And now I'll leave you with a number. A number of great significance and importance. 

If you're paying attention you'll know why it is so important! 

The number is 10. 

Because that's ho many exclamation points I used in this post! 

Oops. 11.

Don't see your favorite on the list?

Share the link around and see what happens at the end of 2012! (rrrg 12)

Happy New Year!

Just don't breathe too deeply when the confetti is in the air.

The Face that Launched a Thousand Warnings

Well, by now you've unwrapped all the gifts and you're still looking at a few bits

of straggly paper and boxes. 

Maybe you had the pleasure of sweating over "some assembly required."

It happens. And that was where I first noticed warning signs tickle my funny bone.

Maybe you've seen it before? I bet your kids have.

So there it is. The first warning sign that ever caught my eye.

You See it, It Sees You #2

The facts are these:

You see it, it sees you.

It is coming to get you!

You See it, It Sees You #1

The facts are these:

You see it. It sees you.

You will not win this staring contest.

Giant Arrow does not actually appear.

Your head is teeny tiny.

Ladder Safety

No poking the warning signs while on a ladder!

Warnings all Around

Sometimes warnings have clever pictures, these warnings have clever words!

In that spirit, here is a sign and a haiku just for you!

Signs that give warning
never are too accurate.
We laugh anyway.

Well, that is certainly true for this sign.
 If you like the visuals and you like haiku, you must visit this beautiful blog.

Hell's Warning Sign

Books

Hard to imagine we even need to be warned about such things. 

Obviously, Some of us do.

Books are exciting!

So don't ever treat them like this:

It's a no-no.

If you're Harry Potter you can do something magical with a book! 

Hold one over your wand and sparks are made! Fun!

A Thanksgiving Warning

Hope all you readers out there in Readerland have a very Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you for coming for visiting ye' olde blog. I appreciate you.

Now. Free advice for all you parents.

Kids and food don't mix. See?

You're welcome.

"I'm flying!"

"I'm flying!" 

"Yes, Rose. This is the most romantic scene in any movie ever. Lets rub hands some more."

time passes... 

Jack has died. 

Now safe on dry land, Rose tries to relive the passion but it just isn't the same.

Captain Obvious Says...

No kidding? You don't say...

Fencing

There is more than one way to get through a fence.

One way does seem more efficient than the other, though.

Get Physical!

Aerobics zone!

Super helpful

Oh good! I wasn't sure how to pick up sticks.

Strapping Young Lad

Strapping baby down during tickling just makes them laugh harder!

Feed Me, Seymour!

Throwing bottles and geometric shapes with your paintbrush does not satisfy the hungry alligator.