Feed Me, Seymour!

Throwing bottles and geometric shapes with your paintbrush does not satisfy the hungry alligator.

Better than X-Ray?

Wow! Superhero glasses!

Nobody. Not Even You.

If Nobody puts Baby in a corner, then Nobody puts Baby in a box either.

Spaghetti

More Than Words

I'm pretty sure there are no words. If there were, this picture would be worth a thousand of them.

Warnings of Three...

 Don't eat black box. Especially with your lobster claw.

Gotcha.

 Black box will hypnotize you, causing you to die. This is bad.

Gotcha.

Wha?

Proof!

 

When the Greys come to Earth and try to blend in, this is how you'll spot them. They wear tacky visors and can't pump gas. When they finally figure out how to pump gas, all you'll have to go on is the visor.

well, duh

The most ridiculous thing about this sign is where I found it:

Wizards!

That's Really Weird

I'm not sure why the people who made this image chose to use Strong Sad as their model.

Seems like an odd choice.

FYI

Three things you should know about candles:

 

1- You can't hide from them

2- Things spontaneously combust around them.

3- They cause your children to float.

Use with caution.