Happy New Year!

Just don't breathe too deeply when the confetti is in the air.

The Face that Launched a Thousand Warnings

Well, by now you've unwrapped all the gifts and you're still looking at a few bits

of straggly paper and boxes. 

Maybe you had the pleasure of sweating over "some assembly required."

It happens. And that was where I first noticed warning signs tickle my funny bone.

Maybe you've seen it before? I bet your kids have.

So there it is. The first warning sign that ever caught my eye.

You See it, It Sees You #2

The facts are these:

You see it, it sees you.

It is coming to get you!

You See it, It Sees You #1

The facts are these:

You see it. It sees you.

You will not win this staring contest.

Giant Arrow does not actually appear.

Your head is teeny tiny.

Ladder Safety

No poking the warning signs while on a ladder!

Warnings all Around

Sometimes warnings have clever pictures, these warnings have clever words!

In that spirit, here is a sign and a haiku just for you!

Signs that give warning
never are too accurate.
We laugh anyway.

Well, that is certainly true for this sign.
 If you like the visuals and you like haiku, you must visit this beautiful blog.

Hell's Warning Sign

Books

Hard to imagine we even need to be warned about such things. 

Obviously, Some of us do.

Books are exciting!

So don't ever treat them like this:

It's a no-no.

If you're Harry Potter you can do something magical with a book! 

Hold one over your wand and sparks are made! Fun!

A Thanksgiving Warning

Hope all you readers out there in Readerland have a very Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you for coming for visiting ye' olde blog. I appreciate you.

Now. Free advice for all you parents.

Kids and food don't mix. See?

You're welcome.

"I'm flying!"

"I'm flying!" 

"Yes, Rose. This is the most romantic scene in any movie ever. Lets rub hands some more."

time passes... 

Jack has died. 

Now safe on dry land, Rose tries to relive the passion but it just isn't the same.

Captain Obvious Says...

No kidding? You don't say...

Fencing

There is more than one way to get through a fence.

One way does seem more efficient than the other, though.

Get Physical!

Aerobics zone!

Super helpful

Oh good! I wasn't sure how to pick up sticks.

Strapping Young Lad

Strapping baby down during tickling just makes them laugh harder!

Feed Me, Seymour!

Throwing bottles and geometric shapes with your paintbrush does not satisfy the hungry alligator.

Better than X-Ray?

Wow! Superhero glasses!

Nobody. Not Even You.

If Nobody puts Baby in a corner, then Nobody puts Baby in a box either.

Spaghetti

More Than Words

I'm pretty sure there are no words. If there were, this picture would be worth a thousand of them.

Warnings of Three...

 Don't eat black box. Especially with your lobster claw.

Gotcha.

 Black box will hypnotize you, causing you to die. This is bad.

Gotcha.

Wha?

Proof!

 

When the Greys come to Earth and try to blend in, this is how you'll spot them. They wear tacky visors and can't pump gas. When they finally figure out how to pump gas, all you'll have to go on is the visor.

well, duh

The most ridiculous thing about this sign is where I found it:

Wizards!

That's Really Weird

I'm not sure why the people who made this image chose to use Strong Sad as their model.

Seems like an odd choice.

FYI

Three things you should know about candles:

 

1- You can't hide from them

2- Things spontaneously combust around them.

3- They cause your children to float.

Use with caution.

Don't pull *too* hard...

It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Hurt

Sometimes this happens:

And sometimes it obviously isn't ok:

Get Down Tonight

Everyone digs a night on the town with a little dancing! 

Remember this hit by Lionel Ritchie?

Yes! Dancing on the Ceiling! Oh, what a feeling!

Or go back a few more years...

Limbo Rock! How low can you go? How low can you go?

Wow. Pretty low apparently. 

Is there really a need to karate chop that music stand?

Welcome!

We’re warned by these silhouetted people all the time. 

Have you ever looked closely at these little works of art to see all the ridiculously horrible things that can happen when you’re just going about your daily life? 

Some signs are just laughable without a picture. 

We’ll laugh at those too. 

You’ve been warned.